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My Life in Gifs: I Should Have Been on Bad Girls Club

June 26, 2012

My obsession with gifs is well-documented. Surprisingly, my obsession with Bad Girls Club is not. My current roommate and I have grand plans to one day apply together for the show and run the house.

Until then, Tracy Jordan  might live every day like it’s Shark Week, but I live every day like I’m on Bad Girls Club. (Semi-censored) evidence below:

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The 5 Best Music Videos Featuring Naked Dudes

June 24, 2012

I know you guys have been going crazy all month without my musings on beards and boyfriends, but I got this ridiculous thing called a job which takes up most of my time. Also, I got cable and — let’s be honest — that is a huge factor in my break from blogging. But, thanks to my new magic picture box, you can expect some great posts coming up about my new obsession Chicagolicious as well as all the classics (Wife SwapReal Housewives, more Wife Swap).

Until then, here are five great (and naked) music videos to watch while you sit around waiting for my next post:

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Justin Bieber & Doors: A Love-Hate Relationship

June 1, 2012

As TV Guide reported, the Biebs suffered a concussion after running into a glass wall.

This isn’t the first time my baby has had some issues with those invisible devils. But that’s why I love him.

Last summer, I ran full-force into a screen door. While my friends found it hysterical, I know Justin Bieber would have just sympathized. We’re MFEO — unlike Biebs and glass doors. Read more…

Andrew Garfield Loves Eating Out

May 10, 2012

Warning: For those of you who saw the headline and were hoping for something raunchy, I apologize. For those of you wanting pictures of Andrew Garfield consuming lots of food, then today’s your day, because that’s exactly what you’re gonna get!

I just feel like every time I see a picture of Andrew, he’s eating something. The picture to the left is an obvious exception. It’s just awesome.

But really, every time Andrew Garfield eats something, the pictures go viral. I don’t get it, yet I love it.

So here he is, in all his gluttonous glory:

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My Life (as Seen Through ‘Arrested Development’ Gifs)

April 24, 2012

Let’s talk about gifs, shall we? I love them. In fact, I love them so much two of my roommates just sat me down and told me that I had a problem and it needed to stop. In their defense, I had been trolling the Arrested Development tag on Tumblr for about an hour by that point. I countered their argument by saying I wasn’t just aimlessly procrastinating —neigh, I was researching! (If you can call looking for gifs to post on your personal blog instead of finishing your thesis research. Which you totally can, right?)

Basically, help a sister out and read this post so I feel as though I’ve achieved something tonight beyond getting my ass kicked at Scramble with Friends and thinking about how much nicer my room is clean (which it’s currently not).

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10 Simple Phrases Ruined by TV

April 16, 2012

Catchphrases are great, but no one likes that guy at the party who turns every other sentence into a television quote-off. Here are the top 10 everyday phrases that we all fall prey to turning into little inside jokes for our TV fan friends (or most often, just ourselves): Read more…

The Reality of ‘New Girl’: Not as Cute as Zooey Deschanel Would Have You Think

April 7, 2012

I don’t like Zooey Deschanel. Her “Manic Pixie Dream Girl” attitude knows how to wear on my every nerve. That’s why I was so surprised with how much I love New Girl. A Zooey Deschanel-based sitcom on FOX that heavily relies on sexist stereotypes? It’s everything I should hate, yet the show has a certain innocent charm that brings me back to my Hulu queue ever week anxiously refreshing the page until the latest episode is finally available.

My love for the show and my suspended hatred for the lead actress could have something to do with the fact the series premiere perfectly coincided with finding myself in my own New Girl situation — one girl begins living with three males in an apartment that’s way too expensive for them to afford, shenanigans ensue. I mean, we even have our own token ethnic guy! (Though ours is a studious Asian instead of a black basketball player.)

While I love my roommates to death, I can’t help but think that New Girl set me up with a false expectation of apartment harmony. My boys don’t secretly love watching Dirty Dancing or care enough about my unstable emotions and love problems to get off the couch — let alone ditch an awesome party — to provide support. Hell, sometimes they’ve even forgotten to invite me to the bar when I’m sitting right in front of them. Read more…